DeeKnow’s Grotto

Mark just sent the following through by email, so I figured I betta blog it before I head off to the cricket...

Sing to the tune of, If you're happy and you know it...

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'
That Saddam will soon be croakin', Bomb Iraq

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections
Let's look tough for the elections
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq
If the ozone hole is growing
Some things we prefer not knowing
Though our ignorance is showing), Bomb Iraq

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favourite little laddy, bomb Iraq
Saying no would look like treason
It's the Hussein hunting season
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq

9:15:52 AM