DeeKnow’s Grotto

Tonight I single handedly liberated the Phillipines from Imperial Japanese domination. It was a mighty long and difficult task that only a highly trained marine like myself is capapble of. I killed over a 150 Japs, destroyed two light tanks, took out a communications tower and couple of machine gun nests, turning one of them back on its former owners

At one point I had to crawl through a filthy fly-infested sewer to get behind enemy lines. Basically I bashed, shot, snipered and grenaded my way through everything the occupying forces could throw at me without faltering and made it out again on the back of a supply truck

It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it

Kym was preparing dinner while the action was going on and passed numerous disparaging comments towards the violent epicentre noting that I had missed the actual war by half a century. She also had to point out that it wasn't real, but it seemed pretty fucking real to me, I've got the scars (on my fingertips) to prove it..

Right, I'm off to the RSA to get a few things off my chest.

8:15:06 PM