DeeKnow’s Grotto

We had our work golf-tournament today out at one of our local golf courses, Lochiel. Was a great day, about 96 folks playing in groups of four, wicked weather, pleanty of drinks-stops and load of laughs. I think my most impressive statistic from the day was losing three balls in the rough, but finding two.

Our team was in the category where we got to play ambrose rules, where you play from where the previous best shot landed in the group. This was fortunate as without it I swear we'd still be playin till midnight tonight.

Here's an entertaining golf story for your pleasure...

One day this guy, who's been stranded on all alone on a desert island for 10 years, is sitting out on the beach when a beautiful woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear suddenly emerges from the surf. She approaches the stunned guy and asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
 
"Ten years!" he says.

She unzips a waterproof pocket and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Oh, that's good!"

Then the woman asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink?"

Trembling, the man says, "Ten long years!"
 
The woman unzips her waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. The man takes a long swig and says, "Man, that's sweet!"

The woman then starts slowly unzipping the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
 
The man, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet mother of God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"

6:43:41 PM