DeeKnow’s Grotto

Your Room is a Shambles!!! - A few times a year Scott Adams (author of the Dilbert comic) sends out the Dogbert's New Ruling Class newsletter with all sorts of funny shit in it that people have emailed him. Coincidentally a few times a year I also clean my bedroom, so I thought the following was pretty funny...

One of my Dad's retired friends spends nine months a year in Wisconsin and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was in Florida, he got a call from the police. His neighbor in Wisconsin, who had a key, had entered his home to check that everything was okay with the house. The house was a shambles and he called the police to report a burglary. The police officer reported: "The house appears to have been ransacked." My Dad's friend immediately bought a plane ticket and flew 1000 miles home to discover that the house looked exactly the way it always looks.

6:26:33 PM  

Speaking of Management - I was visiting a website yesterday and before I was allowed to proceed I had to fill out an online survey. I'm not a manager, thank god, so the following question didnt present many options for me...

Which of the following best describes your employment status and position at work?
 - Executive Management
 - Senior Management
 - Middle Management
 - Other management
 - Non-supervisory role
 - Full-time student
 - Retired
 - Temporarily Unemployed

I'm not too sure which of the above is the lesser evil, but I think I'll just retire early and concentrate on what I do best.... Leisure.

6:19:06 PM