DeeKnow’s Grotto

OK, so there's no such word as 'Eclectica' but I like the sound of it. Its quite Bejagilent, and what with all the depressing news around I thought it time to look at the lighter side of current events...

Walcome til the Scottish Pairlament - We want tae mak siccar that as mony folk as can is able tae find oot aboot whit the Scottish Pairlament dis and whit wey it warks. We hae producit information anent the Pairlament in a reenge o different leids tae help ye tae find oot mair.

Man Tries to Sue Wife for 5-Day Sex Denial - A Spanish man tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she refused to have sex with him on five consecutive days, Spanish newspaper El Sur reported on Friday.

No Key Needed for Kryptonite Lock - Bike enthusiast and network security consultant Chris Brennan opens an expensive Kryptonite bike lock using a ballpoint pen.

UK Losing Patience with Oddballs - In a country where silliness has always been a signature feature of public life, some are lamenting a likely backlash against some of the quirkier demonstrations of free speech.

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