DeeKnow’s Grotto

What is it about early risers that has them thinking its fun to take the piss out us non-early-risers when we happen to arrive somewhere a little earlier than usual?

Yesterday morning Kym set the alarm to go off at the frightening time of 6:30 so she could go to the gym before work, then annoyingly, decided not to go to the gym afterall. Normally I would just slip back to sleep but yesterday for some reason I just couldnt do it. So I did something most un-natural, I got up and went to work before 9am

In fact I arrived at the office by about 7:15, crept through the dark corridors (another weird experience) and got myself a coffee before darting past the Bastard Operaror's open door and along to our corridor around the corner.

I had about 30mins peace until one by one the early risers started arriving, each would see my door open, feign suprise, then make some joke about me soiling the bed, or not recognising me, or asking if my watch was broken.

Very bloody funny people! Everyone's a comedian arent they. Like I haven't heard those ones before. In future, please, no fucking jokes before midday. I dont appreciate humour until well after then.

As my mate Danny from my British Rail says to people ... "there's only one 8 O'Clock Dean knows, and its not in the morning"

8:38:03 PM