DeeKnow’s Grotto

a dozen or so of our family went out for dinner last night for my uncles 50th birthday at the Casino in Hamilton, and before going to dinner we had a few drinks at Diggers bar in Hood St to catch up with a friend of ours whos about to have a baby.

On the wall in the blokes shit-house was a collection of printed out emails, one of which listed a heap of "did you know" kinda facts. There was one in particular that tickled my fancy that went something like...

"Did you Know that if you were to fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months you'd produce as much energy as an atomic bomb?"

Brilliant !!!. Farting is one of my favourite passtimes, I only wish I was capable of sustaining it for 6-years. In fact it was farting that drove me out of bed this morning at 8:00am. Something I ate at dinner has got me going like a trooper, much to Kym's disgust.

So here I am, up with the sparrows at some un-godly hour on a Saturday. The only other thing moving around is the cat who's gone totally spastic after being fed, running round the house. Oh and there's a bunch of idiot joggers running round the block which I noticed (and frowned at) when I went down the drive to fetch the newspaper.

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