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Following is a sample of the more entertaining titles and content from the 1200 or so spam messages I've been fortunate to receive over the last 6 months.

There are plenty of definitions of Spam out there on the web, but in email terms you might describe it as... "mass distribution of unsolicited email to accounts or discussion lists containing content of a marketing, chain-letter, harrasing or nuisance nature".

Here are some classic, no obligation, money-back gauranteed titles and message bodies from my pandoras box of Spam.

If any of these were worth the email they're typed in I'd be debt-free, making $6,000/week, fit, slim, well-endowed, irresistable to women, exceptionally healthy, and director of an West-African oil company (probably in Nigeria)...

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Several weeks ago, President Bill Clinton and Bob Dole announced their involvement in a project called the Families of Freedom fund. The goal of the fund is to raise $100 million in order to establish scholarship money for the children of those tragically killed in the terrorist attacks.
IQ Inkjets is trying to help. For every empty inkjet cartridge you send to us, we donate $1 to the fund.

And if you believed any of the above, please send me $20 in a bank-draft so I can FWD you 1000's more money-making tips.