The George Castanza Philosophy of Work
Some years ago I had a page here that had some particularly Castanza-ish strategies on it for avoiding work. I've had some feedback from others that some of it might also be from Dilbert. In the confusion, and out of love and respect for both George and Dilbert I've decided to pull the page.
I'm sure you'll find something to keep you amused through a search at your favourite search-engine.